What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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