What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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