What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Knock, knock. Come in.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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