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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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