Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Mogok Papiti.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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