- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Anti-jokes are funny.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??