- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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