- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

whats white jizz

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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