- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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