What's 1+1? 69.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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