How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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