how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A baby seal walks into a club.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Wanna hear a joke? no

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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