I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

a irish man walks past a bar

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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