- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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