why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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