Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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