- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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