- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

I <3 Hitler

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

You know whats annoying? Steve

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