- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do I hate? people

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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