- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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