- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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