Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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