what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

One, two, three, four and five

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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