- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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