- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

I <3 Hitler

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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