- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Lololol

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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