Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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