- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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