- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

dat shoe shine tho

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

My jeans

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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