- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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