A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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