- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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