What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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