Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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