- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris Bosh's neck

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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