- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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