- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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