Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

a irish man walks past a bar

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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