- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Women's Rights..

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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