- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

knock knock come in

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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