Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Whats black and gay? Obama

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

what smells like tuna? my underwear

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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