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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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