My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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