How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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A man was shot. He died.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why? Why not?

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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i committed murder

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Indians

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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