- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What is life? Paul.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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