- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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