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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Ain't idn't a word.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

my penis

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.