Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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