Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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