- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

No your aunties a joke

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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