- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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