A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Whats two plus two Four!

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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