- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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