- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

knock knock Goodbye

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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