- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

knock knock Goodbye

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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