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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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