- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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