- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

hey hey apple

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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