SHUT UP JP

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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