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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Flowers are colors Love me

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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