- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What is older than history?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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