Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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