- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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