- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What is green and slow Grass.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

My spelling is horrible

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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