Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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knock knock Goodbye

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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