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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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