- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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