What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

batman farted so hes retarded

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

12 niqqa 12.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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