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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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