What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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